Lunch...

Okay. It's lunch time. Time to blog.

Just looking at a friends blogspot and realized I must not be a true blogger because I haven't answered the mandatory questionnaire. So here goes...

1. What is your occupation? IT contract governance (sounds boring eh?)

2. What you listening to right now? The A/C humming in the background. No radio at work.

3. What was the last thing you ate? Tuna Sandwich (didn’t I say it was lunch time?)

4. Do you wish on stars? And the moon, and the planets, and I sing the song that goes with it (Jiminy Cricket)

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Is that the econo 12 pack, the way cool 24 pack, or the super dooper 64 pack with the build in sharpener?

6. How is the weather right now? Freakishly good! Despite being monsoon season.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My 3 year old daughter who asked me if I go pee-pee at work. What goes through kids heads nowadays?

8. How old are you today? 38 years, 165 days, 13 hours, and 5 minutes (approximately)

9. Favorite drink? DR. PEPPER!!!!!

10. Favorite sport to watch? NFL-NFL-NFL-NFL-NFL-NFL

11. Dyed your hair? Nope.

12. Do you wear contacts? Nope – glasses.

13. Pets? Looking for a puppy now.

14. Favorite Month? In what country?

15. Favorite food? Mexican

16. What was the last movie you watched? Hitch

17. … no question? It’s a trick right? This is a trick question to see how we handle it? I mean C”MON who can’t hAnDLe NOT HaVINg A fREaKin’ QUESTION? WHAT”S THE DEAL MAN?!!!

18. What do you do to vent anger? Angry? Me? I usually swear a lot, then in 5 minutes it’s cool.

19. What was your favorite toy as a child? GI Joe with the Kung Foo grip? Actually it was anything I could draw on, or nail together.

20. Fall or Spring? They don’t have seasons in Thailand… it’s Hot, Damn Hot, and not quite so Damn hot.

21. Hugs or kisses? Yep.

22. Cherry or Blueberry? Um… bannana.

23. Living arrangements? House.

24. When was the last time you cried? The 90’s are over, real men don’t cry… lets just say it’s been a while.

25. What is on the floor of your closet? Is this another trick question? I mean which closet are you referring to? If it’s my bedroom closet then there’s probably an empty suitcase, and a small collection of baseball hats.

26. Who is the friend I have had the longest? Steve B… even if he did date most of my ex-girlfriends… then married one. We’ve known each about 36 years I think, still keeping in touch even if not as often as I’d like to.

27. What did you do last night? Watched Hitch with my wife… the rest I’m not sharing with you ‘til I know you better.

28. Favorite smell? Gingerbread. (it’s a long story)

29. What inspires you? My children

30. What are you afraid of? Driving in Thailand. These people are absolutely F*cking NUTS!

31. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? I think Jimmy Buffett said it best…

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer for my

Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise


32. Favorite Car? ’68 Shelby Cobra, ’68 Mustang GT 350, ’68 Pontiac Firebird, ’69 Camaro

33. Favorite dog breed? Almost any kind of Terrier

34. Number of keys on your key ring? 9

35. How many years at your current job? 1.5

36. Favorite day of the week? Saturday (I get to sleep past 5:30 am)

37. How many states have you lived in? 9 - AL, KS, GA, MD, VA, TX, MS, AZ, CA, NJ

38. How many cities have you lived in? Good Lord you don’t ask much do you… um… 17 some were repeats though.

39. Favorite Hobbies? Reading, NFL, computer stuff, scuba diving, and I’m trying to Golf