Points to Ponder

Eight Thoughts to Ponder for 2008...

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to usethe Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cutsaves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world isweird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where ONE cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as towhere millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration!!!!