Being a US Citizen living outside the USA I get alot of interesting and sometimes StRAngE questions/comments on the USA from people in other countries. Thought I'd share some of them with you.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Why I drink...

The "Buffalo Theory" of drinking

It's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!

Cheers!!!

8 Comments:

Blogger Siren said...

This is the most beautiful evolutionary theory I have ever heard.

9:50 AM

 
Blogger Suthnuh said...

Thanks! At my current rate of consumption I am on target to achieve my peak intellectual capability within the next couple days! ;-)

11:26 AM

 
Blogger KellyKline said...

This makes me think of rolling/falling down the hill at USA ... "Look at the stars!" D'ya remember that?

7:25 PM

 
Blogger Samantha Alice said...

No wonder Don and I are so smart!

Merry Christmas, man!

10:18 PM

 
Blogger Biscuit said...

Wow. Can you imagine the Biscuitude if I didn't drink?

4:45 AM

 
Blogger KellyKline said...

Where you is?

3:27 AM

 
Blogger Biscuit said...

Hellooooooooo...anybody home?

12:07 AM

 
Blogger Memphis said...

Where'd you go?

5:20 AM

 

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