Being a US Citizen living outside the USA I get alot of interesting and sometimes StRAngE questions/comments on the USA from people in other countries. Thought I'd share some of them with you.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Vegetatortativeness...?

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She is SUCH a Bitch......

;-)

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Monday, September 24, 2007

1... 2... Buckle My Shoe

Well I finally have internet service again. I've finally got everthing unpacked and pictures on the walls at the apartment. Though it's kind of a bummer to be living in an apartment again. Anyone want to buy a nice 3BR house in Thailand? It's still there, it's 90% furnished, and I still own it. :-( Oh well. At least I won't have to stay in a hotel when I go back for a holiday.

Now that I have internet again I've added a song to my playlist. I know you've all heard it from that iPod Nano commercial. It's a dammed addictive tune. I had to look up the lyrics for it though... and I've posted them here for you as well. I swear I thought she was saying "Oh those teenage ho's arrive at your door". Actually, if you replace the actual lyrics with that line in all the appropriate places, the song makes even more sense. :-) Kinda brings back some memories of some girls I knew too... but we won't talk about them (none of them blog but I don't name names, etc.). ;-)

(oh, and ignore the "teenage boys" reference in the last stanza... at least for my own personal memories)

Anyway, I'm back. I'm happy to be back. Some of you I've already seen, and I'm looking forward to another fun-filled mini-reunion with the whole gang in the not too distant future!

1234
by: Feist

One Two Three Four Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights That is what my youth was for
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are

Sweetheart bitterheart now I can tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up to one little lie

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, you know who you are
Oh, who you are

For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart
For the teenage boys
They're breaking your heart

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