The Dixie Chicks are at it again...

I like Michelle Malkin's blog. It's worth reading on a regular basis. She's definitely a conservative (which appeals to me), but she is also generally fair in her observations. I happened to catch this on her blog:

Dixie Chicks Question Your Patriotism

Just goes to show you, you don't have to have common sense, intelligence, or shred of decency to be a celebrity.

Do you supposed Dixie Idiots singer Ms. Mains is somehow related to New Orleans Mayor C. Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin? Or maybe former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion "The bitch set me up" Barry?

Lots to say, but no time to say it

Wow! Has it really been a full month since I blogged last? That's just not right. I have so many things to say and share, but I've just been too damned worn out to do it. So, as an alternative I shall leave you for now with this sage advice:

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's not difficult, a man only needs to be...

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer
3. Hand over the remote.